well. hello there my dears. it has been entirely too long since i last wrote in this creatively stipulating literary outlet which we fondly refer to as a blog. It is with great enthusiasm that i inform you that the oppressing means through which my educators sought, with painstaking efforts, my entry into the local mental institution has finally paid off if my entry into the local mental institution is of any indication.
man.. i'm bushed.. we drove to Malaysia saturday morning.. it was pretty okay if you exclude the fact that i had to get up at 4 then find out that the leave-in moisturiser worked undesirable wonders on my hair(meaning , it was a bad hair day) and then listen to my parents go on about how "reckless" motorists are.. oh right.. just because you failed your driving test a grand total of four times.. aye aye aye..
it doesn't even feel like the last day of the school year.. bloody, splitting,splinching butter-sucking intensive revision programme. i mean what's the effing point of having a holiday if you don't even get to wake up late(not that it would have been possible for me anyway.. but you get my drift..)? you might as well just call it stay-at-home revision sessions and make us atone for the greatly envisaged crimes that the school committee forethought of before either of us was born.. i think i burst a vessel on that one.. would explain why i'm not making much sense right now.. tsk tsk..i suppose the only high point, inevitably dark clouds do have a silver lining no matter how very thin it might be, is that i'm going to Malaysia tmr. at least there's a consolation prize.. better than nothing i suppose... dang man.. my dad sounds funny.. haha.. he's going on abut um.. effing Acer is and the logistic and inventive cost?? what the heck is it anyway? i need to pay more attention to what my dad says over the phone. refines my english man.. sometimes he even uses words that i dun understand. hmm.. speaking of which, i'm gonna go re-read the dictionary.. sounds weird but seriously,it's really useful.. up till the point where i reach the words confounded and i start theorizing about how the word describes my present state.
Woohoo!!! it's my blog's 100th anniversary!!! HEE HEE!!!
shoot man.. nobody's online.. can't think of what to say.. ah.. i'm becoming so lazy these days.. dang! my mum is like so not understanding.. she doesn't understand the concept of letting the young ones enjoy themselves before they submerse themselves in studying for O levels.. what the.. anyway.. i'm gonna go watch some videos i borrowed from the video lib.. so boring..
daha.. at constance's house now..with fatimah.. see lah lying on the mattress.. too bad i can't lie down.. i'll fall asleep the minute,wait.. the second i do.. anyway.. went to mac after school..fun fun fun.. haha.. gonna practise shooting ice with my straw.. my aim's so bad! bleahs.. hmm.. i need a target.. eek eek.. (evilly rubbing my hands.. ) mwahaha.. dang man.. cornshtance is pervetic!!! eek eek.. daha.. anyway.. i gotta go.. fatimah needs cheering up.. the poor thing! aww.. i'll be nice today.. can't on sugar high... damn! ack! never mind..anyway.. i gotta go now...see ya! oh i got promoted.. HAHA.. can't be evil to fatimah... bye!
whoa.. ytd was so ... fun!! haha.. we went for the zee carnival and saw priyanka chopra, maddie and zayed khan.. oh and there were a couple of other Tv actors but i didn't know them since i dun have cable.. anyway, i really think we shoudl get cable to prevent myself from anymore embarrasing situations.. like when Divakar came on stage.. i asked really loudly"why is he looking up?" how was i supposed to know he's blind?? oh that stupid security person.. you wanna know what he did?? we were like the next to go on stage to meet Priyanka Chopra and that ass didn't let us go... ACK!!! Ass lah that flying fudge!! anyway.. we had fun though.. then when we were going home.. as in Divya,Nikki and Sherry Auntie and me.. there were alot of freaky uncles on the train.. it was really freaky.. damn.. i was sitting at the corner and then this um.. drunkard kept on like almost falling on me.. it was scary!!! and the most amazing thing was that even though there were so many other men looking at the scene, not one of them did anything.. at all.. what kind of morality is this? tsk tsk.. ah.. whatever.
dang.. five more posts and i can make it a hundred.. nice... hee hee..
in editorial now.. at least .. almost.. like only half the members are here.. haha.. oh wait.. bryan is here too.. haha.. okay.. i'm getting a bit sugar high now.. heh heh.. haha.. damn man.. editorial is damn funny.. haha..sharon going all pi gu on me.. haha.. translated to asshole.. haha.. love editorial man..
okay.. i am in really no mood to say anything.. i failed my a math.. i mean that was kinda expected..but still.. the results i got were like so bloody disappointing.. i mean come on.. i actually studied.. and then.. oh sod it!! but then my eng compo went pretty okay.. if i say so myself.. but whatever.. the rest of my subs did alot to bring my mood down..ah whatever.. gonna focus next year.. i will HAVE to focus anyway.. heh heh.. aw man.. no mood left ... forget it.. gonna go now..
aw man.. i've been really busy over the weekend.. and well, i just haven't gotten the time to write in here for quite some time.. it's kinda funny.. i mean, during the exams i wrote quite a lot and then now.. i'm writing like crap.. anyway.. had lots of fun.. took neoprints with hui yi, constance and sharon.. went to sharon's BBQ.. went to watch laga chunari mein daag with divya.. went to jp with wei jian..went to Fatimah's house ytd.. then watched Mr Woodcock.. um.. i think that's about it.. haha.. i'm in really no mood to write down every detail of it.. i mean, i'll get bored and then you'll get bored.. and this world will become a freaking boring place.. okay.. i'm exaggerating..
ack.. my computer's going dead on me.. my dad's gonna kill me.. went studying with constance and hui yi today.. spraying water on people should be made illegal man.. seriously.. cornshtance was sweet enough to lend me her clothes.. oh man.. i'm so happy that i can wake up late tmr.. since my lit paper is only at 10.30.. dang!! i'm eekk... really happy.. haha..
okay.. shoot. i changed the blogskin with alot of haste.. i'm gonna have to work on this one..
omg... i am so tired... i know i keep on saying that but seriously.. not just physically but emotionally too.. so many things keep on happening at one go.. and i mean trying to stop the damn thing is like trying to stop a waterfall but i guess like what he says ten thousand men could stop a waterfall if they tried and you can't always do stuff alone...but seriously man.. this waterfall is no good for massaging your back like the one at Kota Tinggi.. this one is the Niagara Fall proportions kinda thing.. it's been going on for as long as anyone can remember.. but whatever.. went to study with Fatimah and Constance yesterday from 9 am all the way to 7pm ytd.. at first we were at the Mac near our school, then we relocated to the Jurong West Library.. oh man.. constance's tee was really really nice man.. it was like nothing i own or at least i won't own till i'm 20-ish.. ah.. then we were studying seriously intensively.. i swear to God, if i don't do well for my exams this time, someone's gonna pay! AND BIG TIME!!! oh oh oh and then we went to have lunch at JP.. and then there was the Live Your Dream thingie going on.. too bad UTT wasn't there..Dang!! then we went to ToyRus to just chill.. then when we were going back to the library.. we saw this.. um .. scene taking place.. it was really freaky.. and then constance kinda got a shock and it was just bedlam.. then we called wei jian cuz we were like so bloody freaked out.. haha.. poor thing man wei jian.. the minute he came to the library,we asked him to tell a guy that his BRIGHT blue underwear was showing.. haha.. not that the thought of telling the guy myself hadn't crossed my mind.. but i just thought that if i told him, the guy might think i was pervert or get seriously embarrassed.. i decided to do a good deed and let him save his face...hee hee.. dang man! i sound really retarded.. maybe it's because of all the stupid geographical things going round and round my head.. why couldn't i have taken history instead.. from what the three of them told me.. aw man... then i kinda almost went home.. but not really cuz my parents were not at home and i had stupidly left my key behind.. i had to go to nikki's where we looking at the hindi school mag.. haha.. some of the names are hilarious man!! oh and then there were some seriously sweet eye candy.. but whatever.. i've got my own knight in shining armour to drool over.. let's just mention this fact to any people who might be legally able to watch any R 21 movies shall we? daha... god! i'm seriously retarded.. and this blog entry is so long...i'll bet you guys are feeling really pissed right now.. haha.. sorry sorry.. we're gonna go study again today.. hah! oh well...whatever.. anyway.. i gotta go now.. i'm seriously starving..after ytd's coffee i didn't eat anything at all.. never mind then...i'll go eat.. TEE HEE.. bye you guys!! study hard.. and dun let anyone who thinks you can't make put you down.. the fact that you've gotten so far is a clear indication of the abillities you've got..
oh gosh.. i'm really studying hard these few days.. studied with fatimah and constance till like 7pm at the mac near our school then went home and studied some more... then called wei jian and tried to figure out what the other was saying until like 2am... chemistry sucks.. even after i studied really hard for it... i still couldn't figure like so many questions in the bloody exam.. ack! at least when i was going through with fatimah, constance and wei jian... i understood like some parts of it.. gosh.. really tired now.. i'm just finished my lunch cuz i had tuition from 1.30 to 3... i'm taking a break from studying e math and geography.. shoot man.. i still need to do the assing literature practice paper... but i mean.. it's all worth it if it means i can have a better life in the future.. i'd just rather focus my energy on something that will reciprocate my attention.. i mean if you study hard, then you get results right? anyway.. when i came home from school today, my mum was like all over me trying to figure what was wrong with me.. since i was studying so much.. haha.. like my mum called when i was at mac and then she was like "what are you doing there? it's your exam tmr and you're still hanging out with your friends.. etc etc.." and then i told her i was studying.. her whole demeanor changed.. it was a bit funny but really really really tiring... just now, during tuition, Mr Foo was like what is wrong with you? when i said that angles in a triangle add up to 90 degrees... ahh.. i hope this intensive studying doesn't take a toll on my subjects and instead of helping me, it turns out to be really bad for me.... touchwood... i guess.. i'll write again next week after my exam's over.. last exam is the MCQ for chem and phy which is on friday.. guess.. i'll write then..
oh.. i've got so much to tell you guys.. but i'm afraid if i write it all here, i might fail you because of my incessant happiness.. but seriously,the presents and wishes i got from all my friends and family were something i'm not likely to forget in a VERY LONG TIME..(see what i mean)... i promise to upload my photos.. and to write all about it.. like.. how much the present from Editorial made me cry in front of everyone... or that the glass swans were something i wasn't expecting.. At all...but i might exaggerate too much..
Thank you all so much!!For this really really really really nice birthday!!!